Weak of the Week

Usually The Full Clip spends it's time telling you about what's dope. But since only about 9% of hip-hop culture is truly dope, it's actually a lot easier to tell you what's not. Thus begins the short list of the Weak of the Week:

Puma x The Goonies Discs
These shoes were a disaster to begin with. Then you put fur, a urine colored plastic shoe cover, and a bunch of different skull prints on them. They make me want to take them for a run off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Redman Run My Block Video
This video features Redman driving around N.J. in one of those new miniature Smart Cars. I can't tell if he was so high he thought this would be hardbody, or if he was so high he thought it would be funny. I'm so not high it's neither.

David Z x Clarks Wallabees Metallics
This is what happens when you take a classic and put it in the hands of a NYC footwear chain store that thinks Clarks' target market are bisexual raver goth girls.

Prodigy Writes A "Manifesto" From Jail, Again
I am officially putting up a $5000 cash bounty on Prodigy's CAPS LOCK button. Oh, wait, nevermind, he will just start writing freehand in all caps too.

Rock The Bells 2008 NYC
Other than the most ridiculous lineup ever this year (I'll give it that), this event features: hoards of shirtless fratboys, standing for 7 hours straight in the mud and/or sweltering heat, $10 beer, impossible exit strategies. And so on.