The Shittiest Million Dollar Backpack

What is it about this backpack I am supposed to think is worth a million dollars? All I get is:

• Interstate 95 sign
• Floating Peace symbol
• One Air Jordan sneaker
• A Microphone
• Skillz attached taking a dump in his pants

I would rather have a rucksack made from an old sock attached to a stick filled with $3 in pennies.