Friday, April 3, 2009

Goings On About Town: The Recession Edition

In our 2009 recession:

• Williamsburg kids
resume their work as usual.
Gang business cards are back in fashion.
• Mexican drug lords make the
Forbes Billionaire List.
Men prefer rotund women.
• Megalomaniacs
post their bank accounts on Flickr.
• The NBA recruits children.
• More women are going from
jobless to topless.
• Russians continue to
tattoo their cats.
• Monkeys
plan an inevitable takeover.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

re: high bank balances on atm receipts.

i call bs. FDIC only insures to 250k so most likely all people with that much wouldn't keep it all in 1 place.